Sanity Slips

So I've spent the last hour or so trying to find a white button up shirt.

Easy.

NOT.

I had gone through ALL of my contacts in search of one. I was beginning to think I would have to wear something I wore more recently... and then... JUNIOR texted back saying he had a long sleeve and a short sleeve I could borrow.

Talk about strange.

You would think, considering I live in Alabama, it would be a simple mission to find somebody that had one. Maybe the first you asked.

But no.

I guess this place isn't as redneck as I thought. :P

Sickeningly..

I just discovered it is sickeningly painful to live without internet... Even though I'm not on very often.

Anyway, today was wonderful. Everything seemed to go in a way that just worked. :D

I got a new Mother, many questionable fathers, and I didn't have to sit at the painful end of the table! (Thank you, Momma. xD)

What I really want to get across at the moment is the fact a tornado decided to attack the northern-ish part of Alabama. Who would have thought. Maybe Mother Nature is striking back from all the times we have taken advantage of all the slack she cuts us... Or I'm thinking for along the lines of a fairy tail, which would more than likely be the case.

I remember before I knew there was a tornado, I was watching television and throwing a tennis ball for Sydney. When suddenly... BAM!, a tornado warning... As any attentive human being would, I stoped what I was doing to pay attention. Though, nothing prepared me for what came on the screen next.

First, I will make fun of how long they take to try an issue the warning. I mean, it was like "ATTENTION *** WE ARE ISSUING A *** TORNADO *** WARNING FOR THE FOLLOWING COUNTIES *** : MARSHALL...."

Okay, I may have exaggerated that a bit, but that's how it seemed to feel.

And then right toward the end when they were still reading out the warning, a fat old man came on screen. Of course my immature side took over and I cracked up. I don't feel the least bit bad, it was just so utterly random I couldn't keep my posture.

Then, I got to thinking. As much as they talked about trailer parks and people that live in trailers (no offence to the ones that do) I figured these warning were meant for them. Or more directly toward them, because most are unemployed and live their life in front of the television. I'm not saying all do, it may just be a stereotype, but I got a chuckle out of it.

ANYWAY.

I then went about my business because the weather was still just thunderstorms and Mother was still out on her 'date' (Which seemed to go well too, by the way.).

When she returned with her 'date' she handed over a tub of ice cream, a 24 case of Dr.Pepper and a box of pizza for me and Hunter. We then just 'chilled' in my room and enjoyed the carbs, fattening sweets, and caffeinated substances.

Eventually the cable went out and I fell asleep. Then around 12-2 in the morning, I was awoken by my brother and commanded to go down stairs. There, I once again fell asleep watching The Blind Side, but not before I had a few hurried, anxious conversations.

All in all, I'm just glad everyone is OK. So far, I have only heard of two deaths and about twenty something injuries.

It's a shame about the Albertville community.

Fun Story (Part 1)

I'm still lacking the basic essential element of all humans. NO SHOES!
Shelly is so weird.... hahaha this is The Flying Hamster!!!!!!!!!!! (a.k.a Juan)

Once upon a time, there were three dragons.
The oldest was named Lulu, the second was named Fred, and the last was called Paprika.
Lulu had no social life, Fred was a pimp, and Paprika was a mere infant.
Lulu was also a drug addict, Fred was gay, and Paprika could fart all the alphabets except for "Y".
One day, Lulu was very lonely, Fred was out having fun, and Paprika was practicing for a infant talent show.
So Lulu decided to ride her bike to the fair.
Fred on the other hand was not happy about this, for she had kidnapped his favorite gay hooker.
So Fred sent his trusty side kick, Bubba, to kill Lulu.
Paprika could care less, she decided to continue to practice.
But then a tornado came and killed her brother and sister. So she was all alone, and had no one to leave with.
So she called her favorite drug addict, MawMaw.
MawMaw was the weird old lonely Dragon that lived in the Amazon Pond.
MawMaw was not amused to find out her inheritance fund (10 dollars) was going to a baby dragon.
So she came up with a plan to use Paprika in some mysterious plan.
Of course, Paprika was completely unaware of the evil plan.
So went on with her regular plan to go visit MawMaw.
When Paprika arrived, MawMaw shoveled spaghetti, and dragon patties down her throat.
Until Paprika could no longer eat. Eventually she got very fat(and I mean VERY FAT).
MawMaw was very satisfied with her plan. She then made Paprika go and visit the transsexual prince of no where.
Who's name was Puppy Gaga. When she got there she was very pleased to see a Puppy Gaga with a swim suit on.
(We are not positive of Puppy Gaga's gender)
Puppy Gaga forced Paprika into one as well.
There they had a dance party as Fred and Lulu looked up from Dragon Heck in jealousy.
So sent evil mermaid spirits to kill both of them.
They were completely unaware they hired a Asian dragon from Ceiling land, Instead.
So they sent it with the evil mermaid spirits.



To Be Continued..................


Hehee!!!!!!!!!!!! Hiya! (Jesse's word) Zees is Ema :D I love's meh Shuley!!!!!!!! :D

Shoeless.

Once again I have found myself trapped among the minds of the 'intelligent'... Ha ha, I'm sure.

We were sent with the freedom and the anticipation we would be quiet in the hall, Coach Sanderson made a terrible assumption. We eventually all got to regroup in the lab, but not without shame.

It has certainly been an interesting day. It started off fine when I woke up at 3 am thanks to the spirit of a dead man... The joy of the hour. Eventually I prepared to load the bus, where I met the troll... Ha ha! On the up side, they decided to be less suicidal. D.A.s...

We had a sub in first block (kill me now), but she wasn't too terrible. We got to move seats and she didn't say anything when I 'kicked my shoes off in a fit of joy'. It was all fine and dandy until my socks got dirty... Poor things, but it was worth it!

Then during second block I wanted to rip some body's head off! I hate being ignored and Mrs.(?) Hudson wouldn't let me go anywhere other than to the track. Oh well, we all made it out alive.

As of now I must find my shoes... For we are about to head to lunch.

LUNCH TIME

OK, we just returned from lunch. Going to the bathroom was the worst mistake I've made ALL day. We walked in and Ema entered the first stall and I briskly walked to the second. BUT when I pushed the door opened, something made the door bounce back into my face. I screamed and it took me a minute to process that there was a HUMAN in that stall. I was so embarrassed, I waited for Ema to hurry and leave. I apologized, but they weren't amused. Even though I was red in the face from humor and embarrassment.

When we sat down, Mrs. (?) Hudson made her class get up. Thank goodness Coach Rutledge wasn't there. We wouldn't have EVER gotten to sit down.

Anyway.

(And juan rudely interupeted this thingy ............. hi ppl well bye)


This is Cheyenne Grant Shu's Best Friend (besides Ema) im renaming this little thing a ma bob "Flying Sandals" because my nick name is chey-bird and that is a story for a diffrent day and shellys nick name is ShU therefore thing ahead to summer u come up with flying sandals :)well g2g shu says im takin to long to type and is pickin on my spellin'

See the influence I surround myself with?

Question: OK, a mail man in America can take his mail truck to Europe and drive on the road, but can he deliver mail?

Answer: No, because it would be on the opposite side of the road.

It's a terrible feeling at the end of a perfect day.

I've discovered that when somebody has something important to tell me that I can NEVER repeat, I have a great desire to tell somebody before I just break down. Not just anybody, but maybe a close friend... But I don't... Even though I probably should.

What I'm told is not normal gossip. It's somebody else's problem that they've decided to grace upon me and only me. I have nobody to discuss the issue with or ask why because I fear their reaction.

I've always kept my promise, but it drives me on edge to where I'm not comfortable around anyone.

It's like I've taken on their problem, I see it as they don't, and there's nothing I can do.

It's a TERRIBLE feeling.

But I suppose I should just be glad I'm trusted enough to be told what really going on... I just wish I could stop it somehow...

It's times like these I'm happy to be alive.

Today was the most magnificent bonfire in the history of this ancient house. All those in the photo above plus my Mother, Keith, and Joey attended.

When I first woke up I wasn't at ALL thrilled about it. Mostly because I felt I would be responsible for a 2 year old (yes, that would be Joey), my eye was killing me, and I didn't sleep well at all... Considering I shared the couch with said 2 year old.

When I got over it all I watched Robots with Joey a few times and eventually spent about an HOUR cleaning my room. With that it was barley decent enough for company. Then I went downstairs and Joey was getting pretty tired. So we had him stay on the couch while Hunter and I played PSPs.

Then David and Caleb arrived.

Of course I decided to be the EVIL big cousin and move the now sleeping Joey into Mother's room where he would be away from all the noise.

Bad idea.

He SCREAMED and SCREAMED and SCREAMED. I just got David and Caleb to follow me outside to hide Jessica and Jon's ticket.

Caleb hid Jon's up in a big tree that is growing in the middle of my yard and David hid Jessica's in the most obvious place.

Then Dusty and Jesse pulled up in a white van. Dusty was driving and I haven't a clue why I didn't dive for cover. But they joined us and lord behold they borough CHOCOLATE and drinks. Which was GREAT. It's thanks to one of those Mountain Dews that I'm still up with no intention of going to bed.

Then all four guys: Dusty, Jesse, David, and Caleb; moved sticks to be burned. I sat and watched. I always knew I'd be a good supervisor. :D

Eventually Keith and Ema pulled in. Poor Keith NEVER looks happy when I see him. So I called him some childish names. Which I found hilarious.

Later on, Anna showed up. She was walked over and we socialized for a while. During this time Hunter was working on the fire. Which is a good thing considering I "don't need to be playing with fire."

As if I'm not the oldest. xD

Once again, we socialized about squirrels and what we would do to Jon when he showed up, considering he didn't have a ticket.

Then we saw Jessica's car... Going the wrong way...

Anna, Ema, and I then decided to stand in the street and try to flag them down.

I didn't work.

Ema gave up and headed back to talk to those at the truck while Anna and I ran down the street to retrieve Jessica from Keaton's yard.

The ironic thing was that on the way I received a text from her saying,"Is it the one in the fence?"

We laughed hysterically. Mostly because we were standing right behind their reversing vehicle. We then got their attention and hitched a ride back to my house.

Then we talked until Aaron arrived. Once we found out nobody else was coming Mother went inside to start cooking.

All the while we played games and just had fun.

At one point we played volley ball. Somebody always ended up hitting it toward the fire and we would just stand there and scream, "No!" as the ball slowly rolled and Jon walked casually to retrieve it. Priceless. :D

Oh and my Mother being the awesome semi-adult she is, she let us crank up the truck and turn on the radio. We eventually ate.

(By the way, I can't remember if we played volley ball before OR after we ate.)

Eventually we made smores and put on my mp3 stuck on Lady Gaga... And the Trash men... ha ha!

After we had smores Jon said something about me and well... He landed on my nose and it HURT! ha ha I wish I had a picture.

Finally, when it started to get icky outside we all migrated to my room... Of course I didn't know at the time and had to attack Jon for the jacket that was hanging on my wall. Anyway when Dusty, Jessica, and Caleb found my room they started to shot stuff all over my room... And to think... 2 hours down the drain... xD

Eventually I found out Aaron had left and Jessica, Anna, and Jesse were outside because of the cat. So I threw Peanut (the cat) outside and urged them to come in and join the fun upstairs... ha ha I didn't know my room could hold so many people.

Eventually we settled down and played Apples to Apples which got boring after a while. Then Dusty started feeling bad due to allergies we suspect and he and Jesse returned to the Dustin Headquarters.

After they left we brought out a pack of poker cards and played B.S. until David and Caleb left. We continued to play until Jon got tired and decided to leave. I then waited outside with Jessica and Anna to be picked up. When they left we still had to wait for Matt to retrieve Joey.

So once everyone was gone, I got on the computer and waited for Matt. Who happened to have just left with Jr.

Now I'm literally shaking from all the excitement... I hope tomorrow will be a lazy day...

Oh... And I drove Jon's car... I wish he would have told me it would have been a good idea to wear shoes... YUCK!

Don't demand respect when you don't deserve it.

I never thought it would come to this, but I currently hate, and REALLY hate, two people.

One lost all respect (as if he had much to start with) when he and a few other shunned me into my own personal hell. Then he expects me to respond when he wants a decent seat at lunch, gum, a pencil, or answers. Know what? HECK no. I hate being treated like crap and I despise his mere existence. I can't wait for the day somebody tells him off. I'd do it if I knew it wouldn't go on my personal record.
Its not just me though.. Others hate him and I think he knows it. He is slowly losing all his 'followers' as you may say.

As for this other female dog. We met her not long ago and she was a real jokester. But she came out and told us off when we didn't do anything and then passed it as a joke. Today, we broke up into sectionals and she yelled at a section leader because her section was on the track. 1. She didn't say were we CAN'T go. 2. We did what Daniel said to do. 3. You lost all general respect on day one.

There's nothing more I can say without ranting with cuss words...
Bye.

It's just another thoughtful Tuesday...

This morning I got up at 4:30 and I was WIDE awake. And I figured I would just lay there and enjoy the fact I won't have the groggy feeling. Then I decided to try and get at least another half hour of sleep so I pushed the cat off my stomach and curled up under the covers. I was oddly cold, but it didn't bother me. Then When my alarm went off at 5:30 I jumped out of bed and ran downstairs.
Of course after a bad encounter in the laundry room which involved some blood and loss of skin, I decided to drape a towel over my shoulder. When I shoved the clothes I desired to wear today into the dryer, I got into the shower and tried to figure out what was going on.
I'm NEVER this happy in the morning. I NEVER have this much time to enjoy the morning.
When I came to the conclusion that I'm finally crazy I got out of the shower and ran to the kitchen in dread to know I was going to be eating cereal.
THEN I walked over to the dish cabinet to find there were no bowls. SO I experimented.
My uncle Ben makes these banana pancakes, and I LOVE them. I made a feeble attempt at them this morning...
Ben would be proud. :D
Now, I must figure out how I want to do my make up... I may have just jinxed myself...

Only I could be this collected and still be dysfunctional

Yesterday was Good Friday. It was semi-lazy, semi-hard working.
Dusty and I were planning a bonfire for April 17th. So for its sounds like a load of fun. But sadly, we don't want EVERY body to come.
In some cases its one or the other. (No examples. Sorry.)
It'll be a basic bonfire and bar-b-q.
We WANTED to blow up a watermelon, but mother was not fond of the idea.
But what we will have will be smores, beverages, hot dogs, hamburgers, bored games, and if you wish some paper to burn somebody's name you despise.
Dusty has made out the invites and should have them printed by at least Tuesday.
They would be in ticket form which is kinda cool.
But before any of this can happen, I must get the yard cleared out. (rake leaves, mow the lawn, ect..)

As for today, I haven't done anything. This is the longest I've been out of bet at one time and I already want to go back upstairs.
I was up playing video games all night, but anyway...

Happy Easter!

Good Morning...

Good Morning.
It is currently 6:27 in the AM and we are experiencing EXTREME drowsiness.
So much so we have had to high school students passed out on the floor no longer than 25 minutes ago.
Its indeed very sad.
Wait till this happens again tomorrow only to find the don't have to get up...

Little note to self: School destroys as much as it is believed to help. (Which is a lot depending on how you look at it.)