Fun Story (Part 1)

I'm still lacking the basic essential element of all humans. NO SHOES!
Shelly is so weird.... hahaha this is The Flying Hamster!!!!!!!!!!! (a.k.a Juan)

Once upon a time, there were three dragons.
The oldest was named Lulu, the second was named Fred, and the last was called Paprika.
Lulu had no social life, Fred was a pimp, and Paprika was a mere infant.
Lulu was also a drug addict, Fred was gay, and Paprika could fart all the alphabets except for "Y".
One day, Lulu was very lonely, Fred was out having fun, and Paprika was practicing for a infant talent show.
So Lulu decided to ride her bike to the fair.
Fred on the other hand was not happy about this, for she had kidnapped his favorite gay hooker.
So Fred sent his trusty side kick, Bubba, to kill Lulu.
Paprika could care less, she decided to continue to practice.
But then a tornado came and killed her brother and sister. So she was all alone, and had no one to leave with.
So she called her favorite drug addict, MawMaw.
MawMaw was the weird old lonely Dragon that lived in the Amazon Pond.
MawMaw was not amused to find out her inheritance fund (10 dollars) was going to a baby dragon.
So she came up with a plan to use Paprika in some mysterious plan.
Of course, Paprika was completely unaware of the evil plan.
So went on with her regular plan to go visit MawMaw.
When Paprika arrived, MawMaw shoveled spaghetti, and dragon patties down her throat.
Until Paprika could no longer eat. Eventually she got very fat(and I mean VERY FAT).
MawMaw was very satisfied with her plan. She then made Paprika go and visit the transsexual prince of no where.
Who's name was Puppy Gaga. When she got there she was very pleased to see a Puppy Gaga with a swim suit on.
(We are not positive of Puppy Gaga's gender)
Puppy Gaga forced Paprika into one as well.
There they had a dance party as Fred and Lulu looked up from Dragon Heck in jealousy.
So sent evil mermaid spirits to kill both of them.
They were completely unaware they hired a Asian dragon from Ceiling land, Instead.
So they sent it with the evil mermaid spirits.



To Be Continued..................


Hehee!!!!!!!!!!!! Hiya! (Jesse's word) Zees is Ema :D I love's meh Shuley!!!!!!!! :D