Sanity Slips

So I've spent the last hour or so trying to find a white button up shirt.

Easy.

NOT.

I had gone through ALL of my contacts in search of one. I was beginning to think I would have to wear something I wore more recently... and then... JUNIOR texted back saying he had a long sleeve and a short sleeve I could borrow.

Talk about strange.

You would think, considering I live in Alabama, it would be a simple mission to find somebody that had one. Maybe the first you asked.

But no.

I guess this place isn't as redneck as I thought. :P